Dear Jack,
I'm going to need you to retire.
And don't forget: if an erection is sustained for more than four hours, please consult your physician.
Sincerely,
A college student who wants your job
P.S. All those years writing business memos worked out in your favor--way to keep it straightforward.
P.P.S. I'm looking for a summer internship please contact me by e-mail or phone, whichever you feel most comfortable with.
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